Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...