From Us…
The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...