May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...