Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.