Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
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There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....