Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...