Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...