Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
NOTICE:
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.