Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...