Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.