Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...