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The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
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*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
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We’re Rangers!
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Give us new missiles
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