Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...