Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....