I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...