Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...