Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...