Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...