TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...