If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...