Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A missing person
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What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
What is the smartest blonde?
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yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...