Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...