Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...