A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
You Used To
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...