The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...