The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...