Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...