Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...