Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...