Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...