keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...