Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...