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George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
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Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
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One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
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Murphy’s Laws (5)
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