Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...