What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...