Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...