Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...