Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.