Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...