Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...