The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...