Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...