Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...