50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.