Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...