Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...