I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!