I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...