Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...