Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...